the best line ever
Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life
|—||Emery Allen (via tellmefive)|
i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together